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At the end of the day if I can say I had fun it was a good day.

Whats a funny quote. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. Valerye on January 01 2018.

You will never get out of it alive Elbert Hubbard. Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Funny quotes on teenage kids.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed. Do not take life too seriously. When you have confidence you can have a lot of fun.

Funniest Quotes Phrases and Sayings. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US.

Cool Funny Quotes Amusing Sayings and Quotations. My friend thinks he s smart. See your best friends and make time for your hobbies and passions Robert Holden.

Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. When youre having fun why stop having fun Helen Thomas. I am the only person in the world I.

When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. And when you have fun you can do amazing things. Top Whats Funny Quotes Its funny because Ive resisted acting as a career for most of my life.

When your children are teenagers its important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you Nora Ephron. Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

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But both my parents told me if I ever want to direct I should act first because no director should direct until they know what its like to be in the actors shoes. Have you seen these funny witty quotes to sharpen your cleverness. Hermina on June 19 2017.

Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. Quotes about having fun with family and friends.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. If you ran like your mouth Youd be in. I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying.

Here are these truly funny quotes about life 1. If you want something said ask a man. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing.

Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake. Read on and opt for some to flaunt on your social networking profiles. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America.

Why did the school kids eat their homework. Funny motivational quotes of the day Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldnt even laugh not even flinch not even a bit.

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Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. Being a parent can be. Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8475.

When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish. If 13 is unlucky then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

So I threw a coconut on his face. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

You can tune a guitar but you cant tuna fish. Famous funny quotes and humorous quotes Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.

He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I think Ill work all my life. 60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes.