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Ill give you a few years to figure that out Seriously Funny French Expressions.

Funny dirty french phrases. The French dont say that someone is unpleasant they say they are badly fucked Être mal baisé. To make a big deal of something trivial. The 10 Funniest French Phrases Youve Probably Never Heard Of En faire tout un fromage.

Paris streets can be quite noisy and French drivers tend to use the horn too frequently. Do you want to go out with me. Somebody could play a dirty trick on you that would be referred to as une saloperie.

Make a whole cheese out of it. Ça me casse les oreilles. Talk about a typical French phrase.

15 Funny French Phrases Thatll Make You Giggle 1. This phrase means Do you want to go out with me. Literally that one translates as youve got beautiful eyes you know but it comes off as an extreme cliché.

The French dont call you idiotic they call you as dumb as a broom Être con comme un balai. With all the sauces Actually means. There are some phrases and words some dirty phrases that I couldnt even imagine to be said D oh well its a fun gift to give and to receive I think Ill.

Funny French Phrases using Body Parts. À toutes les sauces Literally means. 29 Flirtatious Phrases for Getting It On in the Hexagon Of course there are classic French pickup lines like tas des beaux yeux tu sais.

Well this happens to be a common French expression that innocently means Oh my goodness. It can be translated as Go fuck yourself but Fuck off or Fuck you work too. Hard to say without knowing the context isnt it.

Tu veux sortir avec moi. GET DRTY Next time youre traveling or just chattin in French with your friends drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school including. There a few I never heard like Vas faire foutre a la vache.

This rude French term is employed in many different contexts. Body parts are also used in a lot of funny expressions in French. The 17 dirtiest French expressions and how to NOT use them 1.

A public rubbish bin can be full of filthy saloperies. Thanks for an interesting and funny article about French swear words. The 20 funniest French expressions and how to use them 1.

The French phrase Ah la vache actually. I made a huge to-do list today. Here are some you might want to add from Quebec.

Funny French Expressions 1 lesprit de lescalier Do you ever find yourself coming up with the perfect comeback ten minutes after your conversation ended. Cool slang Funny insults Explicit sex terms Raw swear words Dirty French teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of France. You may have eaten une saloperie if you get sick from food.

The French dont piss you off they shit you off Faire chier quelquun. You can catch une saloperie in which case it might give you a cold of fever. Romantic French phrases like this one are sure to melt hearts and send that rush of excitement right through the body.

What happens when your neighbors decide to have an electro party at 3 am. Pedestrians will often complain. Dont panic no cow is lost or wildly running away.

Avoir le gueule de bois. The French dont say I can do it with next to no equipment they say I can do it with my dick and my knife. In all sorts of ways.